Old Testament

Genesis() {
    var existence = new Everything()
    GOD.EstablishRelationship(ManKind)
}

Exodus() {
    While (YearsSinceLeavingEgypt <= 40)
        Wander(Desert)
}

Leviticus() {
    Define(Rules.For<Holy.Living>)
}

Numbers() {
    Audit(Tribes.All)
}

Deuteronomy() {
    Define(Rules.For<Holy.Living>)
    Prepare.To(Enter.PromisedLand)
}

Joshua() {
    Enter(PromisedLand)
    PromisedLand.DivideBetween(Tribes)
}

Judges() {
    While (Leader != King)
        Document(LifeOf(Leader))
}

Ruth() {
    GOD.Take(OrdinaryPerson)
       .MakeThem(StartOf(SomethingGreat))
}

Samuel(1) {
    People.Request(Leader as King)
    King.First = Saul
}

Samuel(2) {
    King.Assign(David)
    Reign.As<King>(David)
}

Kings(1) {
    Document.LifeOf(Kings.Where(Reign.Start >= Solomon.Reign.Start
                             && Reign.End <= Ahaziah.Reign.End>))
}

Kings(2) {
    Document.LifeOf(Kings.Where(Reign.Start >= Ahaziah.Reign.End))
    Exile<Israel>(Assyria)
}

Chronicles(1) {
    Document.NamesOf(Ancestors.Where(Notable))
    Build(Temple)
}

Chronicles(2) {
    Document.LifeOf(Solomon)
    Document.LifeOf(Kings.Where(Reign.Start > Solomon.Reign.End))
}

Ezra() {
    Rebuild(Jerusalem.Temple)
    Ezra.LeadPeopleTo(Admit<Sin>)
}

Nehemiah() {
    Rebuild(Jerusalem.Walls)
    Israelites.Rediscover(BooksOf(Law))
}

Esther() {
    Haman.Plots(Kill(Israelites.All))
    Mordecai.Prevents(Conspiracy)
}

Job() {
    Document.SufferingOf(Job)
    Job.Debate([GOD..Friends])
}

Psalms() {
    ExampleOf(Prayer).Times(150)
}

Proverbs() {
    AdviceFor(Living)
}

Ecclesiastes() {
    Document.FrailtyOf(LifeWithout(GOD))
}

SongOfSongs() {
    Show.BiblicalConnection<Love, Sex>
    Show.BiblicalConnection<Wisdom, Holiness>
}

Isaiah() {
    Prophesy<Judgement, Comfort, Hope>
}

Jeremiah() {
    Prophesy<ConsequenceOf(WickedLiving)>
    Document.HolyLiving.In(WickedTimes)
}

Lamentations() {
    Comfort.In(Suffering)
}

Ezekiel() {
    GOD.Is<InControl>.Despite(Catastrophes)
    GOD.Is<InControl>.Dont(Despair)
}

Daniel() {
    GOD.Is<Alongside>.In(TimesOf(Trouble))
    GOD.UltimateVictory<Assured>.Despite(Trouble.ToCome)
}

Hosea() {
    Demonstrate(GOD.Love<For(Us)>)
}

Joel() {
    GOD.Will<Help>.In(TimesOf(Trouble))
    GOD.Will<Have>.UltimateVictory()
}

Amos() {
    Prophesy<Judgement.For(Injustice)>
}

Obadiah() {
    Prophesy<Judgement.For(Edom)>.But(Hope)
}

Jonah() {
    Jonah.RebelsAgainst(GOD)
         .But(GOD.Still(WorksThrough(Jonah)))
}

Micah() {
    Prophesy<Judgement>
    Reveal(GOD.PlanFor(People.Of<GOD>))
}

Nahum() {
    Remember(GOD.Will<Have>.UltimateVictory())
    GOD.Enemies.Will<Lose>()
}

Habakkuk() {
    Appeal.To<GOD>.When(Life != Making<Sense>)
}

Zephaniah() {
    Prophesy<Judgement.For(People.Where(GodInLife != ALL))>
}

Haggai() {
    HighlightImportance(Rebuilding<Temple>)
}

Zechariah() {
    Rebuild(Temple).AsMetaphor.For(RelationshipBetween<GOD, Israel>)
}

Malachi() {
    Prophesy<Against(False<Worship>)>
}

New Testament

Matthew() {
    Recall(LifeOf(Jesus)).FocusOn(FulfillingProphesy)
}

Mark() {
    Recall(LifeOf(Jesus)).FocusOn(KeyDetails)
}

Luke() {
    Recall(LifeOf(Jesus)).FocusOn(Including<Everyone>)
}

John() {
    Recall(LifeOf(Jesus)).FocusOn(DivinityOf(Jesus))
}

Acts() {
    Luke().ContinueWith(ActionsOf<Disciples, Paul>)
}

Romans() {
    Paul.Explore(ConsequencesOf(Jesus)).In(PlacesOf(Power))
}

Corinthians(1) {
    Instructions.For(New.Christians)
}

Corinthians(2) {
    Balance(ReceivingInstruction, GivingInstruction, RepeatingInstructions)
}

Galations() {
    FocusOn(FreedomIn(Christ)).Not(RestrictionsOf([Law..Religion])
}

Ephesians() {
    Strive.For(ChristianMaturity)
}

Philippians() {
    Circumstances != JoyOf(LifeIn<Christ>)
}

Colossians() {
    MakeChrist(CentralTo(Life))
}

Thessalonians(1) {
    LiveFor(ChristsReturn)
}

Thessalonians(2) {
    KeepGoing(Until<ChristsReturn>)
}

Timothy(1) {
    AdviceFor(ChristianLeadership)
}

Timothy(2) {
    Avoid(BadLeaders).In(DifficultTimes)
}

Titus() {
    Good<Leader> = Good<Example>
}

Philemon() {
    Godly<Life>.Creates(ChangeIn(Others))
}

Hebrews() {
    SetYour(Focus.On(Christ.Alone))
}

James() {
    HowTo(LiveFor(Christ).In(RealWorld))
}

Peter(1) {
    LiveFor(Heaven)
    DoNot(Focus.On(Present.Suffering))
}

Peter(2) {
    WatchOut.For<False.Leaders>
    KeepGoing.Until(Christ.Returns)
}

John(1) {
    Live.A(LifeOf<Love>(In.Christ))
}

John(2) {
    DontStop(Loving<GOD>)
}

John(3) {
    ShowLove(Through<Actions>)
}

Jude() {
    Persevere()
    GivingUp.LeadsTo(Your.Destruction)
}

Revelation() {
    Make.WholeLife(About<Worship>)
    GOD.WillHave(Final.Victory)
}