GOD.Tell<Jonah>.GoTo(Nineveh) Jonah.GoTo(OppositeOf(Nineveh.Direction)) Jonah.Board(Boat) GOD.Send(new Storm(sizeOf(Huge))) Sailors.Panic() Jonah.Realize(CauseOf(Storm) == him) Jonah.Tell<Sailors>.ThrowOverboard(him) Sailors.ThrowOverboard(Jonah) Storm.Stop() Sailors.Worship(GOD) GOD.Send(new Fish(sizeOf(Huge))) Fish.Swallow(Jonah) Jonah.Repeat(Pray(Ask(Forgiveness))) Fish.Vomit<Jonah>(DryLand)) Jonah.GoTo(Nineveh) Jonah.PreachTo(PeopleOf(Nineveh)) Nineveh.People.ChangeWays() GOD.Spare.(PeopleOf(Nineveh)) Jonah.LoseTemper(with: GOD) Jonah.WantVengeance() Jonah.Sulk() GOD.CauseTo<Grow>(Plant) => ProvideShadeTo(Jonah) Jonah.Enjoy(Shade) GOD.CauseTo<Die>(Plant) Jonah.OverreactAbout(LossOf(Shade)) God.Ask<Jonah>("Why so angry?") God.Ask<Jonah>("If you can change your feelings based on a " + "plant you neither planted or watered, why " + "can't I change my feelings about 120,000 " + "people who changed their actions when they" + "learned right from wrong?")
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